1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
- matter what the price of bananas. The slope of such a line
(wtf lol)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
ow! there's a freakin door there >.<

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... i think Big O...? >.<

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
8:14pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:18pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
tv inside and dogs scurrying around... and cars outside.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
yesterday. went to the mall... Border's had a buy one get one half-off manga sale. >w<

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
myspace and facebook

9. What are you wearing?
head to toe: red solid tee shirt, with a red white and blue gel bracelet i got from a cancer benefit we threw for this kid, blue boxers with ducks on them (not rubber ducks... regular ducks.... I don't know why lol) golf shorts (they were there and i was lazy... and it's like 15 degrees out lol) my pressure garment for my burns, shin-high white socks and ratty converse that I use to tattoo up and use as slippers. lol

10. Did you dream last night?
I dreamt that I was hanging out with Fi. ;-;

11. When did you last laugh?
few hours ago when my dogs were being silly probably

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
a whole crapload of signed pictures from different musicians (Bo Diddley, Paul Rodgers, Muddy Waters, Otis Day, Chuck Berry, John Lee Hooker, Midge Ure, the Village People [luls] Clarence Gatemouth Brown, etc etc(my dad knows a lot of people)

13. Seen anything weird lately?
i havent looked in the mirror yet today so... lol
OH! I did see this really creepy looking woman yesterday at the mall... and she had a really nasty attitude. oh and the game Baroque is really weird so I'll count that also. lol

14. What do you think of this quiz?
it's tedious but i'm doing it for Fi. lol

15. What is the last film you saw?
Parents took me to see Day the Earth Stood Still. Not bad... but pretty short.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
well... i'm kinda sad about what Fi wrote >.> cause I was gonna write "plane tickets to go out and see Fi and then take her to a real con in Japan" >.>

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
well people on DA might not know this, i should probably have made an announcement. I got 3rd degree burns all over my lower leg and foot and now i have a patchwork leg. >.<

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
i would make all parents/expecting parents take an exam and if they fail they dont get to keep the kid until they can prove they'll be a good parent.

19. Do you like to dance?
if i'm with someone special

20. George Bush:
is the biggest angle for jokes and comedians since the Blonde jokes

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
.... shocked at what Fi said... cause... I wanted to name my girl Robin too. o-o

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
hmnnn... i'm not sure... a lot of good names. maybe Vincent but i sort of want my kid to have a name thats not ridiculously widely-used...

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
hell yes. i'd love to move to Japan.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"thank you for trying to advise people into not doing stupid things all the time and trying to be there for people, even though you were cast aside by the people you helped so many times, it's appreciated."
that'd be nice >.<


25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal/space etc.:

ok um... damn Fi already went!

ok...